Trouble with computers

The trouble with computer is, its a downspiralling, frustrating, and innefective piece of equipment. That's why they keep on coming with a new one every single bloody month. I'm gonna get a laptop soon, probably next week and I am in fear that what I'll buy will not be what I want in a couple of years time. There goes a thousand bucks down the drain. I'm thinking about functionality, maybe something I can use for my work and thesis but then again I'd be damned if I don't go for a machine with an amazing gaming power right? I mean, I'm barely 24 and I'm looking for a dad's computer? I don't think so.

I bet He-Man never had to worry about computers. The guy could save the entire world and the next without ever having to use computers. He wouldn't have needed computer skills when he applied for the world saviour job would he? I don't I would mind living in He-man's universe. I bet I'd be right at home. No complicated bus services, no tolls, no cops either. Just some straight forward, senseless sword bashing with a couple of monsters and I could call it a day. But I would have to wear furry underpants though.. Better give it some thoughts.