Masters of the Universe

Now He-Man was a really cool dude, and he taught me pretty much everything that I needed to know; and that is never screw around with a purple veil wearing skeleton; however sad his eyes may look. And never, ever gets involved with the freaky lady from the cave or whatever.

So last weekend I brought my girlfriend to the movies and as it turns out my parents were in town and wanted to see me. I couldn't just abandon my gf so I brought her along. She was sweating all over and was babbling nonsense aas she was exremely afraid hehe. Cant blame her cuz I was feeling pretty much the same thing. The meeting was fine and everything went ok. My parents gave their approval and everyody lives happily ever after.

What does that have to do with he-man? Absolutely nothing.