Rolling with the punches.

I have problems with people who are not consistent. That would probably include some of my friends and the entire female population. At least when you are referring to a dude, you're well informed and you know what to expect. Dealing with women however, is like having a boxing match with your eyes blindfolded. You just have absolutely no idea where the next punch is going to come from. I got this from watching this movie about a black kid who hot his ass kicked by white people in the middle of a boxing ring for money. And then I thought, what I feel now must somehow reflect what that boy was feeling because as I said, not only are you in the dark, you also get this foreboding feeling that at any moment your head is going to get swung at.
As I have repeatedly said, women are the root of all evil as far as men are concerned. It was Eve who got us booted out of HEAVEN in the first place while we were just hanging around enjoying God's bounty. The problem was, it has always been us who had to take the fall for women's inconsistent behaviour. Somehow, sometimes I get the feeling that God invented the menstrual dilemma for a laugh. You could be comfortable, happy and feeling like nothing can fuck things up when 'BAM!' a right hook landed on your chin and your lying on the mat thinking "What the fuck did I do wrong this time?"